Pretty sure I saw a zombie this morning. And no, I'm not satiating some ridiculous fantasy or trying to instill fear in you-I legitimately believe I saw a zombie. Coming down some stairs after class, I come across a person-creature, perhaps-coming up the stairs across from me. Head down, spine bent, and arms swinging back and forth, this figure immediately caught my eye and made my stomach turn. The lifeless way he held up his body mixed with the rhythmic swinging of his arms legitimately made him appear to be a zombie. Well, at least to me. And then, he lifted his head. His skin was completely pale and his eyes thoroughly bloodshot. I'm sure you can now see why I'm pretty positive I experienced my first zombie encounter this morning.
Or at least a stoned and tired Irishman.
